It's time to go...
Morons next door.
My neighbours suck, they suck worse than neighbours should. These guys are the suckiest of the sucky I swear, and at 1:30am this morning, I was swearing lots.
As I have complained before, my neighbours on the upside (I'm on a slight hill) are socially challenged. The father looks like an industrial accident (missing most front teeth, lanky hair, talks like Rocky after he's had his face beaten in quite badly), the partner tries really hard to dress like a 12 year old, except she's late 40's and lycra should never ever be put under that sort of pressure, ever. If it's shiny, it's really not a good look. You can hear fabric wheezing with the effort of not ripping. Did I mention she is also a size 16-18? Oh, and she howls like a banshee, has that banshee scream. I'm just waiting for my windows to shatter one day. Now they have between them 5 children, all of varying stages of never going to school, all with dubious language abilities, most common word used in the household and on each other starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck', this is usually shouted or screamed. I think you get the point.
Now there are also 3 dogs ranging from mongrel to well mongrel. 2 like to jump the fences and terrorise other dogs in the neighbourhood at 2am, while the small Australian Silky Terrier just slips between the fence and barks and barks and barks and yeah, did I mention that it can breath through it's ears? Must be able to to keep up a constant bark, and it's annoying small dog yappy bark, the type that you try so hard to ignore, however after a while, you really just want to kill something, namely the dog.
Well last night, the ferals didn't come home, probably off doing some drug run somewhere to pay the house repayments, and all the fines from excess water usage, the 3 cars they run, the feed for the 5 horses etc. These people are dodgy as hell, they ripped out our side fence becuase they said it made their yard look messy. So the newspaper strewn across the front yard where one of the kids mowed and couldn't be bothered picking it up, the trees are have been cut down and left lying there, 3 months ago, the battered horse trailer that is parked out the front, all that doesn't look attractive. Quite laughable. They left yesterday taking 2 cars, all the kids, and some of the crap from the front of their house. 1:30 the 2 dogs jumped the fence and started attacking ours through the fence. Then moved on down the road. Then the small dog started barking, and barking and barking. From one end of the street all the way to the other end, yap yap yap yap. 2:30, 3:30, I heard someone's alarm go off at 5:20 this morning while I was still trying to get back to sleep. That little prick of a dog kept it up for 4 hours, no one home next door to tell it to shut up, not that they ever do. So Riff went out and told it off, with 3 buckets of water. Yeah, had to douse the damn thing to shut up. Now I dont like thinking evil/nasty thoughts of people, dont think it's nice and I hope and know that things come round to those who are bastards, but this morning I was praying for a car. Just one car to drive past and make it all quiet again. Or that the dogs would find the rat that had died behond the shed (due to a healthy diet of ratsak) and they would think it a tasty meal and then more quiet. Horrible I know. I've had 2 hours sleep and I'm really hating those people.
Please let us find a place we can afford that is bigger and quieter sometime soon. Or that the bank forcloses on the homeloan for next door and I can buy the place really cheaply and rent it out. It's a nice place, pity about the idiots living in it.
Oh, and on the wedding front, both of my sisters are now talking to me. Dont know what I've done wrong to deserve this, but in 3 days, I had 3 phonecalls from the Sponge, and 1 from Hormonal. Was weird. Still not giving them any details about the impending nuptials, they must really hate the lack of information. ;-) Nuts to them.
My neighbours suck, they suck worse than neighbours should. These guys are the suckiest of the sucky I swear, and at 1:30am this morning, I was swearing lots.
As I have complained before, my neighbours on the upside (I'm on a slight hill) are socially challenged. The father looks like an industrial accident (missing most front teeth, lanky hair, talks like Rocky after he's had his face beaten in quite badly), the partner tries really hard to dress like a 12 year old, except she's late 40's and lycra should never ever be put under that sort of pressure, ever. If it's shiny, it's really not a good look. You can hear fabric wheezing with the effort of not ripping. Did I mention she is also a size 16-18? Oh, and she howls like a banshee, has that banshee scream. I'm just waiting for my windows to shatter one day. Now they have between them 5 children, all of varying stages of never going to school, all with dubious language abilities, most common word used in the household and on each other starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck', this is usually shouted or screamed. I think you get the point.
Now there are also 3 dogs ranging from mongrel to well mongrel. 2 like to jump the fences and terrorise other dogs in the neighbourhood at 2am, while the small Australian Silky Terrier just slips between the fence and barks and barks and barks and yeah, did I mention that it can breath through it's ears? Must be able to to keep up a constant bark, and it's annoying small dog yappy bark, the type that you try so hard to ignore, however after a while, you really just want to kill something, namely the dog.
Well last night, the ferals didn't come home, probably off doing some drug run somewhere to pay the house repayments, and all the fines from excess water usage, the 3 cars they run, the feed for the 5 horses etc. These people are dodgy as hell, they ripped out our side fence becuase they said it made their yard look messy. So the newspaper strewn across the front yard where one of the kids mowed and couldn't be bothered picking it up, the trees are have been cut down and left lying there, 3 months ago, the battered horse trailer that is parked out the front, all that doesn't look attractive. Quite laughable. They left yesterday taking 2 cars, all the kids, and some of the crap from the front of their house. 1:30 the 2 dogs jumped the fence and started attacking ours through the fence. Then moved on down the road. Then the small dog started barking, and barking and barking. From one end of the street all the way to the other end, yap yap yap yap. 2:30, 3:30, I heard someone's alarm go off at 5:20 this morning while I was still trying to get back to sleep. That little prick of a dog kept it up for 4 hours, no one home next door to tell it to shut up, not that they ever do. So Riff went out and told it off, with 3 buckets of water. Yeah, had to douse the damn thing to shut up. Now I dont like thinking evil/nasty thoughts of people, dont think it's nice and I hope and know that things come round to those who are bastards, but this morning I was praying for a car. Just one car to drive past and make it all quiet again. Or that the dogs would find the rat that had died behond the shed (due to a healthy diet of ratsak) and they would think it a tasty meal and then more quiet. Horrible I know. I've had 2 hours sleep and I'm really hating those people.
Please let us find a place we can afford that is bigger and quieter sometime soon. Or that the bank forcloses on the homeloan for next door and I can buy the place really cheaply and rent it out. It's a nice place, pity about the idiots living in it.
Oh, and on the wedding front, both of my sisters are now talking to me. Dont know what I've done wrong to deserve this, but in 3 days, I had 3 phonecalls from the Sponge, and 1 from Hormonal. Was weird. Still not giving them any details about the impending nuptials, they must really hate the lack of information. ;-) Nuts to them.
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